dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I understand Curling. That high.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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