benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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