Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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