office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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