You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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