are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
