their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Plan B is the new Plan A
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Dear god my vagina.
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