We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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