I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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