If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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