If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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