I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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