Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
So. Much. Porn.
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