My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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