quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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