Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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Alive.
So much puke
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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