you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
