was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
there is glitter all over my balls
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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