who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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