this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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