I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
She announced her abortion via fbk
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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