I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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