If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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