God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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