As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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