Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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