I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
