even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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