So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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