Will you blow on my dice?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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