as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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