I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think my vagina is haunted
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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