TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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