Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
