does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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