I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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