Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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