i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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