You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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