We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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