I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
She even gives head with a lisp.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Randomize
