we have officially lost it.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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