Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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