I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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