Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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