Buhtt sex?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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