spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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