at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm eating all of the evidence.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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