Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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