im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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