Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
NoShamevember. You game?
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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