This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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