they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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